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Monday, June 16, 2008

数学题@好心啦~福心啦



Let's do some simple calculations here.

In Malaysia, the average family income isRM3,000 /month
(where father works, mother doesn't).
I understand there are many families whose
monthly income does not reachRM3,000,
but, to make things simple,
let's takeRM3,000as the figure. Ok lah, right?
Okay, let's start rolling with a family which has
Papa, Mama, 1 daughter and 1 son. Ngam-ngam ....
Calculation starts...
Electricity and water bill: RM100
(No air-con, No home theatre, No water heater ... ok?)
Phone bill ( Telekom): RM100
(Internet streamxy RM68 + land line RM25 = RM93, round-up to RM100 la)
Meals for a happy family: RM775
(3 meals on RM25/day 4 persons. Forget about makan in restaurant ya)
Papa makan / teh-tarik during working hrs: RM155
(RM5/day, RM5 ... can eat what?)
Car repayment:RM400
(A proton saga aeroback, 7 yrs repayment)
Petrol (living in city, traffic-jam) :RM300
(go to work, bring son to school, only can afford one car running)
Insurance: RM650
(Kids, wife and self. Forget about insurance la..no money to pay, lets drop it)
House repayment: RM750
(low cost housing repayment for 30 yrs, retired still have to work to pay!)
Tuition: RM80
(got that cheap meh? i don't think so)
Older children pocket money @ school: RM20
(RM1/day, eat bread?)
School fees: RM30
(enough ah?)
School books and etc: RM100
(always got extra to pay in school)
Younger children milk powder: RM50
(cannot have the DHA, BHA, PHA one, expensive)
Miscellaneous: RM100
(shampoo, rice, sauce, toilet paper, saman, etc)
Oh wait!!! I have to stop here, so...
No Astro,
no movie @ cinema,
no DVD,
no CD,
no toys
no computer,
no KFC, no McDonald,
no insurance
no jalan-jalan makan angin (vacation)
no chit chat on phone with grandparents, and etc...
nothing breaks down for repair
Let's use a calculator to total up... WALAO EH! Shit!RM2,960already...
EPF belum potong, income tax lagi........ oledi RM2,960 ....
How to survive lah tuan-tuan dan puan-puan sekalian ???
Our Deputy Prime Minister asked us to change lifestyle?
How to change? Don't eat? Don't work? Don't send children to school and study?
Besides that, I believe in Malaysia population, there are millions of rakyat Malaysia which still don't earn RM3,000/month! !
what is this? Inilah Malaysia Boleh...Sorry... it should beMalaysians Boleh, because we're still alive and kicking!!
Our politicians must be mad!!!!
Please forward and comment boleh or tak boleh. No wonder so many Ah Loong around lah....

以上文章是转载至e-mail。。

嗯,你们能算到吗?答案是不是很惊人咧?
更何况,我只是个小小卒仔,更难生存了。。。
我要吃草了。。。这个月又迟出粮。。
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我每天吃roti kosong
喝air kosong
pocket 还是kosong..
要捐钱吗?请联络我。。。我很乐意接受的。。哈哈哈哈哈哈。。


Wednesday, May 14, 2008

乱乱乱。。

刚刚去interview回来。心情乱成一通。。明明就是in HR/Admin Assistant的,到头来却叫我去做telemarketer..说什么我的口才很好,是做sales的材料,立刻就给我offer了。。

答应还是不答应?
我要钱。这份工可以找更多钱。而且只是在office接下电话,又不用跑外面的。就算那个月sales吃鸡蛋,至少basic也还蛮高一下的。有又的抽Comm+OT+津贴。。

走不走?

Monday, February 25, 2008

穷!!!

036
穷死了!!!!
身上只有30两银子~怎么办?
嗯。。还有三天就出粮了。。
扣掉给阿娘的家用+房租+卡债+伙食。。七除八扣,所剩无几了~
有大志的我,在盘算着怎样赚大钱。。
买toto?4D?大彩?(鄙视你)。。
剩下三十大元。。除于三天,一天十块钱。。
杂饭rm3.50
晚餐rm5.00
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还剩rm1.50
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