Monday, June 16, 2008

数学题@好心啦~福心啦



Let's do some simple calculations here.

In Malaysia, the average family income isRM3,000 /month
(where father works, mother doesn't).
I understand there are many families whose
monthly income does not reachRM3,000,
but, to make things simple,
let's takeRM3,000as the figure. Ok lah, right?
Okay, let's start rolling with a family which has
Papa, Mama, 1 daughter and 1 son. Ngam-ngam ....
Calculation starts...
Electricity and water bill: RM100
(No air-con, No home theatre, No water heater ... ok?)
Phone bill ( Telekom): RM100
(Internet streamxy RM68 + land line RM25 = RM93, round-up to RM100 la)
Meals for a happy family: RM775
(3 meals on RM25/day 4 persons. Forget about makan in restaurant ya)
Papa makan / teh-tarik during working hrs: RM155
(RM5/day, RM5 ... can eat what?)
Car repayment:RM400
(A proton saga aeroback, 7 yrs repayment)
Petrol (living in city, traffic-jam) :RM300
(go to work, bring son to school, only can afford one car running)
Insurance: RM650
(Kids, wife and self. Forget about insurance la..no money to pay, lets drop it)
House repayment: RM750
(low cost housing repayment for 30 yrs, retired still have to work to pay!)
Tuition: RM80
(got that cheap meh? i don't think so)
Older children pocket money @ school: RM20
(RM1/day, eat bread?)
School fees: RM30
(enough ah?)
School books and etc: RM100
(always got extra to pay in school)
Younger children milk powder: RM50
(cannot have the DHA, BHA, PHA one, expensive)
Miscellaneous: RM100
(shampoo, rice, sauce, toilet paper, saman, etc)
Oh wait!!! I have to stop here, so...
No Astro,
no movie @ cinema,
no DVD,
no CD,
no toys
no computer,
no KFC, no McDonald,
no insurance
no jalan-jalan makan angin (vacation)
no chit chat on phone with grandparents, and etc...
nothing breaks down for repair
Let's use a calculator to total up... WALAO EH! Shit!RM2,960already...
EPF belum potong, income tax lagi........ oledi RM2,960 ....
How to survive lah tuan-tuan dan puan-puan sekalian ???
Our Deputy Prime Minister asked us to change lifestyle?
How to change? Don't eat? Don't work? Don't send children to school and study?
Besides that, I believe in Malaysia population, there are millions of rakyat Malaysia which still don't earn RM3,000/month! !
what is this? Inilah Malaysia Boleh...Sorry... it should beMalaysians Boleh, because we're still alive and kicking!!
Our politicians must be mad!!!!
Please forward and comment boleh or tak boleh. No wonder so many Ah Loong around lah....

以上文章是转载至e-mail。。

嗯,你们能算到吗?答案是不是很惊人咧?
更何况,我只是个小小卒仔,更难生存了。。。
我要吃草了。。。这个月又迟出粮。。
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我每天吃roti kosong
喝air kosong
pocket 还是kosong..
要捐钱吗?请联络我。。。我很乐意接受的。。哈哈哈哈哈哈。。


20 comments:

Janelle said...

很恐怖的数据!

迷迭香 said...

再算下去不必生活了...>.<"
政府还鼓励政府官员去做 part time 哦...=.="

bearlim said...

不一定啦~有时那些数据是有重叠的消费的。
绑紧肚皮撑下去一定可以的! :P
*逃~不要打我~

Anonymous said...

头痛。。。
看不见,我看不见。。。
自我催眠。。。 XD

JoeyLee said...

janelle~所以啊,我每天都拿着计算机按来按去。。唉。。。

香宝贝~什么烂政府嘛!打了你一下,转个头又给你吃一粒糖tam回你!part time?有人会请猪做part time哦?

bearlim~要用什么绳子绑才会紧???

JoeyLee said...

yungwei~*大力的摇*醒醒吧!你看得见的。。

Anonymous said...

我有一个类似这种用来计算开支的。
只要把要花费的费用输入,再把每月的收入输入,它就会帮你计算你的每日开销到每月开销等……
当我还在马来西亚工作的时候,我的balance都是negative!!就是开销比收入高!而且就是斤斤计较那种算法,没有电影、没有娱乐等……
我只好说:大马人,我们好知为之吧!

JoeyLee said...

有吗?给我,我要算算看。。(虽然明知是-ve)..

蓝夜雨PL said...

HOHO,我家的还有剩...三块钱...XD
还有得娱乐哦!^O^

JoeyLee said...

那你就该“多多益善”咯。。

Anonymous said...

啊。。。你也迟出薪水。。。
可是,不知道有我那么严重吗?
嘻嘻。。。

elaine said...

吓死人!! (_ _)"

zzhen said...

我最近也在吃木薯
吃完了就吃麵包……

emilio said...

吃了面包再喝多多水,会很饱很饱,因为面包在里边发了

是啊,我老妈说要开始种番薯果腹了

JoeyLee said...

shishi~欢迎你哦。。你做么也是迟出粮的?

仔堡垒~哈哈。。是酱的咯,你还是学生,还没完全踏入社会工作,不然你会更惨。。

龙猫~你每天吃木薯哦?。。几耐饱一下的。。

emilio~怎么都是薯类?。。

迷迭香 said...

对咯...
谁要请一只只会喝茶的猪 XD

JoeyLee said...

哈哈。。是喝“kopi”的猪。。不懂是什么牌子的咧?。。

Anonymous said...

因为我老板吝啬。
我们都会把工作做好,
没有一次会让老板失望,
但是,到最后呢?
他却这样对我们。
我有几个同事已经辞职了。
接下来就是我了。。。
嘻嘻。。

迷迭香 said...

不会是 NESCAFE GOLD 吧...:P

JoeyLee said...

shishi~哦。。原来。。我是因为辞职了,hr药点算我的薪水才不能如期出粮。看过你的漫画,也知道你的“怒火”有多旺盛了。。哈哈。。要不要借你火柴?

香宝贝~哈哈。。就是nescafe "gold"。。